you’re exhausted. you have the plague. body aches head pounds the room is a blur. but your cunt still throbs and you want to get fucked. but you can’t even reach down below because you’re too busy holding a tissue.
its a feverish state. hot body, damp sheets, hot and cold skin pressing on yours,…

WHO - IGGY POP
WHY - THE FERAL YELP, THE THOUSAND MILE STARE
WHERE - ANYWHERE, SMEARED WITH BLOOD AND PEANUT BUTTER
HOW - IN GOLD LAME GLOVES AND NOTHING ELSE, BOWIE MASTURBATING IN A DARK CORNER
WHEN - NEW YEARS EVE 1977
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submission by the beautiful disgracelanddisgraceland

WHO - MOTHERFUCKIN’ LEMMY KILLMISTER OF MOTORHEAD
WHY- THE WART
WHERE- ON TOP OF A POKER MACHINE AT THE RAINBOW ROOM, FULL OR JD OR IN A GERMAN TANK WITH THE GUNS GOING OFF
HOW- WEARING HIS BIG BLACK HAT, LEATHER SKIRT AND NO UNDERWEAR
WHEN- IN 1975 AFTER HE GETS KICKED OUT OF HAWKWIND DUE TO BEING CAUGHT BY THE CANUCKS WITH A POCKED FULL OF AMPHETAMINE
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submission by the beautiful disgracelanddisgraceland

WHO - PRINCE
WHY- HE WROTE THE LYRICS “I SINCERELY WANNA FUCK THE TASTE OUTTA YOUR MOUTH”
WHERE - “IN THE KITCHEN ON THE FLOOR IN THE BATHROOM STANDING ON THE TUB AT HOME AND ON THE RUG OR IN THE CLOSET UNDERNEATH THE CLOTHES, OH MY LORD”
HOW- ”IN A RIVER OF BLOOD (MUSTVE BEEN A VIRGIN)”
WHEN- 1980 THE MOMENT BE PUT THE PEN DOWN FROM WRITING THE LYRICS TO “SISTER”
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by thewhore

WHO - SPIKE
WHY- HE’S UNDEAD BILLY IDOL
WHERE- IN THE CRYPT HE CALLS HOME
HOW- SO HARD YOU BLACK OUT WHEN YOUR HEAD HITS THE HEADBOARD
WHEN- AFTER CHEERLEADING PRACTICE
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WHO - GENERAL ZOD WHY - ULTRAH POWERS MATCHED WITH DEEP V-NECK AND IMPECCABEARD WHERE - DEEP IN THE PHANTOM ZONE HOW - KNEELING BEFORE HIM, AS HE PREFERS MOST OF HUMANKIND WHEN - JUST BEFORE HE LEAVES YOU TO URSA AND NON. ITS GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT ——————— excellent submission by the delightful apocalypanties

WHO- JARETH, THE GOBLIN KING
WHY- THE WAY HE FILLS OUT HIS TIGHTS AND PLAYS WITH HIS BALLS
WHERE- A DEAD END IN THE LABYRINTH
HOW- UPSIDE DOWN, UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF A PSYCHEDELIC PLUM
WHEN- BEFORE HE TURNS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER INTO A GOBLIN
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by luciferhaze

WHO- KLAUS KINSKI
WHY - SELF CONFESSED SEX FIEND, MANIAC TO HIS FRIENDS
WHERE- ON THE SET OF SLAUGHTER HOTEL
HOW- WITH HERZOG FILMING - ALL ANAL
WHEN- 1971, THREE WEEKS AFTER YOUR 17TH BIRTHDAY
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by thewhore