TALK ON THE TELEPHONE OR SUMBITTHOSE MEN WILL BREAK YOUR BONESTumblr (3.0; @thosemen)http://thosemen.tumblr.com/"Woody Allen (maybe not sex, I can make him soup and we can talk jazz arrangements and euripedes then..."“Woody Allen (maybe not sex, I can make him soup and we can talk jazz arrangements and euripedes then spoon while he fondles my breasts and I cry about my father)”<br/><br/> - <em>the whore</em>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/45064045465http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/45064045465Sun, 10 Mar 2013 19:10:58 -0400thewhorePhoto<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8wkbhx5nX1qd3e38o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/40751633134http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/40751633134Thu, 17 Jan 2013 03:07:20 -0500thewhorefever state<a href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/post/6555229450/fever-state">fever state</a>: <p><a href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/post/6555229450/fever-state" class="tumblr_blog">thewhore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you’re exhausted. you have the plague. body aches head pounds the room is a blur. but your cunt still throbs and you want to get fucked. but you can’t even reach down below because you’re too busy holding a tissue. </p> <p>its a feverish state. hot body, damp sheets, hot and cold skin pressing on yours,…</p></blockquote>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/40396979946http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/40396979946Sat, 12 Jan 2013 23:04:29 -0500thewhore"I want you to fuck me like you hate me, and tell me that you love me."“I want you to fuck me like you hate me, and tell me that you love me.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/">thewhore</a> </em>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/37781888329http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/37781888329Wed, 12 Dec 2012 06:10:56 -0500thewhore"when someone says they love your open mind, they are going to at some point ask for anal"“when someone says they love your open mind, they are going to at some point ask for anal”<br/><br/> - <em> the whore (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/">thewhore</a>)</em>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/37781864368http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/37781864368Wed, 12 Dec 2012 06:09:55 -0500thewhorethewhore: dogtooth 2009 <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh6nzqOVCC1qc1usro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/post/3505060717/dogtooth-2009">thewhore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1379182/">dogtooth 2009</a></span></p> </blockquote>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/32262639636http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/32262639636Tue, 25 Sep 2012 10:17:57 -0400thewhoreWHO - IGGY POP WHY - THE FERAL YELP, THE THOUSAND MILE...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg1mqtYL7M1qghqyfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHO - IGGY POP <br/>WHY - THE FERAL YELP, THE THOUSAND MILE STARE<br/>WHERE - ANYWHERE, SMEARED WITH BLOOD AND PEANUT BUTTER<br/>HOW - IN GOLD LAME GLOVES AND NOTHING ELSE, BOWIE MASTURBATING IN A DARK CORNER<br/>WHEN - NEW YEARS EVE 1977</p> <p>————————</p> <p><span>submission by the beautiful <a href="http://disgracelanddisgraceland.tumblr.com/">disgracelanddisgraceland</a></span></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3086295282http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3086295282Thu, 03 Feb 2011 08:28:00 -0500iggy popiggybowiethewhore  WHO - MOTHERFUCKIN’ LEMMY KILLMISTER OF MOTORHEAD  WHY-...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg1mltF7lh1qghqyfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p>WHO - MOTHERFUCKIN’ LEMMY KILLMISTER OF MOTORHEAD </p> <p>WHY- THE WART</p> <p>WHERE- ON TOP OF A POKER MACHINE AT THE RAINBOW ROOM, FULL OR JD OR IN A GERMAN TANK WITH THE GUNS GOING OFF</p> <p>HOW- WEARING HIS BIG BLACK HAT, LEATHER SKIRT AND NO UNDERWEAR </p> <p>WHEN- IN 1975 AFTER HE GETS KICKED OUT OF HAWKWIND DUE TO BEING CAUGHT BY THE CANUCKS WITH A POCKED FULL OF AMPHETAMINE </p> <p>———————-</p> <p>submission by the beautiful <a href="http://disgracelanddisgraceland.tumblr.com/">disgracelanddisgraceland</a></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3086271949http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3086271949Thu, 03 Feb 2011 08:25:00 -0500lemmymotorheadthewhore  WHO - PRINCE WHY- HE WROTE THE LYRICS “I SINCERELY WANNA...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfz9vxuWu21qghqyfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p>WHO - PRINCE</p> <p>WHY- HE WROTE THE LYRICS <strong>“I SINCERELY WANNA FUCK THE TASTE OUTTA YOUR MOUTH”</strong></p> <p>WHERE - “IN THE KITCHEN ON THE FLOOR IN THE BATHROOM STANDING ON THE TUB AT HOME AND ON THE RUG OR IN THE CLOSET UNDERNEATH THE CLOTHES, OH MY LORD” </p> <p>HOW-  ”IN A RIVER OF BLOOD (MUSTVE BEEN A VIRGIN)”</p> <p>WHEN- 1980 <a href="http://www.lyricsdepot.com/prince/sister.html">THE MOMENT BE PUT THE PEN DOWN FROM WRITING THE LYRICS TO “SISTER” </a></p> <p>—————</p> <p>by <a href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/">thewhore</a></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3063967538http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3063967538Wed, 02 Feb 2011 01:55:00 -0500thewhoreWHO - SPIKE WHY- HE’S UNDEAD BILLY IDOL WHERE- IN THE...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfxo531WSt1qghqyfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHO - SPIKE</p> <p>WHY- HE’S UNDEAD BILLY IDOL</p> <p>WHERE- IN THE CRYPT HE CALLS HOME</p> <p>HOW- SO HARD YOU BLACK OUT WHEN YOUR HEAD HITS THE HEADBOARD </p> <p>WHEN- AFTER CHEERLEADING PRACTICE</p> <p>———-</p> <p>by <a href="http://www.luciferhaze.tumblr.com">luciferhaze</a></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3061508604http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3061508604Tue, 01 Feb 2011 23:05:00 -0500luciferhaze-deactivated20111223 WHO - GENERAL ZOD WHY - ULTRAH POWERS MATCHED WITH DEEP V-NECK...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfxllmuCiP1qghqyfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> <p>WHO - GENERAL ZOD</p> <p>WHY - ULTRAH POWERS MATCHED WITH DEEP V-NECK AND IMPECCABEARD</p> <p>WHERE - DEEP IN THE PHANTOM ZONE</p> <p><span>HOW - KNEELING BEFORE HIM, AS HE PREFERS MOST OF HUMANKIND</span></p> <p>WHEN - JUST BEFORE HE LEAVES YOU TO URSA AND NON.  ITS GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT</p> <p>———————</p> <p>excellent submission by the delightful <a href="http://apocalypanties.tumblr.com/">apocalypanties </a></p> </span></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3046143639http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3046143639Tue, 01 Feb 2011 04:12:58 -0500thewhoreWHO - SERPICO WHY - HES A FUCKIN’ BADASS AND HES...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfxi46NUvs1qghqyfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHO - SERPICO</p> <p>WHY - HES A FUCKIN’ BADASS AND HES HAIRY </p> <p>WHERE - ALLEY WAY IN THE MEATPACKING DISTRICT, NYC</p> <p>HOW - AGAINST A BRICK WALL BY A DUMPSTER.</p> <p>WHEN -1973 WHILE HES DEEP UNDERCOVER</p> <p>—————</p> <p>submission by the beautiful <a href="http://larvae.tumblr.com/">larvae</a></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3046084345http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3046084345Tue, 01 Feb 2011 04:03:08 -0500larvaeWHO- JARETH, THE GOBLIN KING WHY- THE WAY HE FILLS OUT HIS...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfvp2tPgAB1qghqyfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHO- JARETH, THE GOBLIN KING</p> <p>WHY- THE WAY HE FILLS OUT HIS TIGHTS AND PLAYS WITH HIS BALLS</p> <p>WHERE- A DEAD END IN THE LABYRINTH</p> <p>HOW- UPSIDE DOWN, UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF A PSYCHEDELIC PLUM</p> <p>WHEN- BEFORE HE TURNS YOUR LITTLE BROTHER INTO A GOBLIN</p> <p>——————</p> <p><span>by <a href="http://www.luciferhaze.tumblr.com">luciferhaze</a><span></span></span></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3032933854http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3032933854Mon, 31 Jan 2011 12:48:00 -0500luciferhaze-deactivated20111223 WHO- KLAUS KINSKI WHY - SELF CONFESSED SEX FIEND, MANIAC TO...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfw0ygyiZP1qghqyfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p>WHO- KLAUS KINSKI</p> <p>WHY - SELF CONFESSED SEX FIEND, MANIAC TO HIS FRIENDS</p> <p>WHERE- ON THE SET OF<strong> <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slaughter_Hotel">SLAUGHTER HOTEL</a></strong> </p> <p>HOW- WITH HERZOG FILMING - ALL ANAL </p> <p>WHEN-  1971, THREE WEEKS AFTER YOUR 17TH BIRTHDAY</p> <p>—————</p> <p><span>by <a href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/">thewhore</a></span></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3030026239http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3030026239Mon, 31 Jan 2011 07:49:00 -0500thewhore WHO- MATT DILLION AS DALLAS WINSTON/BOB WHY - HE’S THE...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfw0e1Bz3F1qghqyfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p>WHO- MATT DILLION AS DALLAS WINSTON/BOB</p> <p>WHY - HE’S THE TUFFEST GREASER THIS SIDE OF THE TRACKS</p> <p>WHERE- ABANDONED CHURCH LOFT</p> <p>HOW- WITH A GUN BY HIS SIDE, HANDS BLOODY </p> <p>WHEN- AFTER ROBBING A PHARMACY STILL HIGH AS KITES</p> <p>—————</p> <p><span>by <a href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/">thewhore</a></span></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3029930639http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3029930639Mon, 31 Jan 2011 07:37:00 -0500thewhoreWHO- SID VICIOUS WHY- HE DOES IT HIS WAY…AND YOU’RE...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfvn9rnR9W1qghqyfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHO- SID VICIOUS</p> <p>WHY- HE DOES IT HIS WAY…AND YOU’RE WAY HOTTER THAN NANCY</p> <p>WHERE- THE BATHROOM SINK IN THE CHELSEA HOTEL</p> <p>HOW- DRUNK, BRUISED AND BLEEDING</p> <p>WHEN-1978, AFTER ANOTHER BOTCHED GIG</p> <p>——————</p> <p><span>by <a href="http://www.luciferhaze.tumblr.com">luciferhaze</a> </span></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3028090873http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3028090873Mon, 31 Jan 2011 03:10:00 -0500luciferhaze-deactivated20111223WHO- RICHARD RAMIREZ AKA THE NIGHT STALKER WHY- ULTIMATE BAD...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfvmicHlTP1qghqyfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHO- RICHARD RAMIREZ AKA THE NIGHT STALKER</p> <p>WHY- ULTIMATE BAD BOY… NOT TO MENTION THAT HAIR AND BONE STRUCTURE</p> <p>WHERE- IN CONJUGAL TRAILER IN SAN QUENTIN</p> <p>HOW- LISTENING TO METAL AGAINST THE WALL  </p> <p>WHEN- 1989 YEAR OF HIS INCARCERATION, 14TH DAY OF YOUR OVULATION CYCLE.9 MONTHS BEFORE RICHIE JNR IS BORN</p> <p>—————-</p> <p><span>by <a href="http://www.luciferhaze.tumblr.com">luciferhaze</a></span></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3027941321http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3027941321Mon, 31 Jan 2011 02:50:00 -0500luciferhaze-deactivated20111223 WHO - FREDDY KRUEGER WHY - ALL HE WANTS IS LOVE! WHERE -...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfvmo3Msgz1qghqyfo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p>WHO - FREDDY KRUEGER</p> <p>WHY - ALL HE WANTS IS LOVE!</p> <p>WHERE - NANCYS BED</p> <p>HOW - SLOW, GENTLE, LOVING. HE WILL WEEP AFTERWARDS</p> <p>WHEN -  1984, SEPTEMBER. ON HIS BIRTHDAY</p> <p>——————-</p> <p><span>by <a href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/">thewhore</a></span></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3027862223http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3027862223Mon, 31 Jan 2011 02:40:00 -0500thewhore WHO - SGT DONNY DONOWITZ AKA THE BEAR JEW WHY - THE WAY HE...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfvlvyBix61qghqyfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p>WHO - SGT DONNY DONOWITZ AKA THE BEAR JEW</p> <p>WHY - THE WAY HE SWINGS HIS BAT AND THE PLACES HE COULD PUT IT</p> <p>WHERE - A BUNKER IN COLOGNE</p> <p>HOW - AS LOUD AS YOU LIKE THE NAZIS ARE DEAD</p> <p>WHEN -  1941 BAT STILL BLOODY </p> <p>—————</p> <p><span>by <a href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/">thewhore</a></span></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3027719671http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3027719671Mon, 31 Jan 2011 02:23:00 -0500bearjewbearjewthewhore WHY - DAVE MUSTAINE WHY - GINGER + PLUS HE LOOKS LIKE A...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfvkk0Tyl11qghqyfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span> </span></p> <p>WHY - DAVE MUSTAINE</p> <p>WHY - GINGER + <a href="http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dave-mustaine-totally-looks-like-a-cocker-spaniel1.jpg">PLUS HE LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY </a><— <a href="http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/dave-mustaine-totally-looks-like-a-cocker-spaniel1.jpg">CLICK FOR PIC</a></p> <p>WHERE - WINDOW SILL OF TRASHED HOTEL ROOM</p> <p>HOW - WITHOUT A CONDOM </p> <p>WHEN - 1985 AFTER “KILLING” ALBUM LAUNCH PARTY </p> <p>——————</p> <p>collaboration!! by <span>by <a href="http://www.luciferhaze.tumblr.com">luciferhaze</a> and </span><span>by <a href="http://thewhore.tumblr.com/">thewhore</a> (lolis idea though!)</span></p>http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3027450142http://thosemen.tumblr.com/post/3027450142Mon, 31 Jan 2011 01:55:00 -0500thewhore